Fun With Physics Pillows

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

The Scientist

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

She loves to play with string theory.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Bonk!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

Newton's Cradle Solar System

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Newton's Law and Order.

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'Max really likes those genetic markers.'

'According to my calculations, George, you don't exist. You... don't... exist, George. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

Working On Silly String Theory.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Albert Einstein and book

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

A pianist trying to read a Newtonian equation

"It's the formula for a black hole."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."