Playful Paleontologists Gifts

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

At the Museum

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Plagiarist!"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Veloci-Rapper

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

I admit, this discovery does seem to support the asteroid theory.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."