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"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

At the Museum

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

"Plagiarist!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Veloci-Rapper

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

"He doesn't like dinosaurs."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.

Microscope slide