'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'
Primitive Thinkers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a primitive thinker? Our collection features whimsical and thoughtful products that honor originality and inventive spirits. Ideal for anyone who loves to think differently, these items bring a touch of humor and appreciation for raw, unpolished creativity. Whether it's for a creative friend, a quirky family member, or yourself, our products add a fun, creative twist to everyday life.
The First Fire Stick
Joined at the hipster.
Herding lava back to the fire pit.
Fish crawls from the primordial soup.
"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"
"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"
"He's got a man cave, a work cave, and a cave cave."
"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."
"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"
Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...
Cave Painter
Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'
Leftie Trump
Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden
"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."
'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'
'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'
'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'
Every Day Is Fundraising Time
"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."
'Is it a boy or a girl? We're going to wait for it to grow up and then decide for itself.'
"I wish I had his I.Q.!"
'I'm working on a book that will blow the lid off the paleolithic era!'
Early 3D home entertainment systems.
"I'm BORED with blue-sky thinking."
"We've finished the hunting and gathering. Let's invent the vacation!"
'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'
"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"
Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard
'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'
'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'
"Not bad idea! But no quit day job."
One day an idea began to form in Klog's head - he quickly took preventative action.
'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'
Primitive Thinkers Gifts Collection
Primitive Thinkers Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs tailored for primitive thinkers—quirky, humorous, and designed to make every coffee break a little more imaginative.
Primitive Thinkers Pillows
Find the perfect pillows for primitive thinkers—fun, artistic, and a cozy reminder of their creative spirit.
Primitive Thinkers Prints
Browse our prints collection to celebrate raw creativity and imaginative thinking—ideal for inspiring any space with a quirky touch.
Primitive Thinkers T-Shirts
Explore our t-shirt selection for primitive thinkers—bold, witty, and ideal for showcasing their inventive personality in style.