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"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"Traffic was murder on the way over here."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The first car accident.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

You will always find a spot to garden

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Inventing Time Travel

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Cave Painter

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

"The applications are limitless."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

I've just invented the bar.

Caveman accidentally invents golf.

I think I have too many apps.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'