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"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"Traffic was murder on the way over here."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

The first car accident.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

You will always find a spot to garden

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Inventing Time Travel

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Cave Painter

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

"The applications are limitless."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

I've just invented the bar.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

The first franchised business