Primal Innovator Gifts

Looking for a gift for a primal innovator? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring products designed for those who love to innovate and create. Whether they’re inventing new ideas or exploring uncharted territories of creativity, our items will spark their passion and motivate their next big breakthrough.

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"I think your going to need a business plan."

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan." mockup

"I think your going to need a business plan."

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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.' mockup

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.' mockup

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.' mockup

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.' mockup

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

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"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app." mockup

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app." mockup

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app." mockup

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app." mockup

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

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The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel. mockup

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

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Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas! mockup

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas! mockup

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas! mockup

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas! mockup

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

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"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service." mockup

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service." mockup

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service." mockup

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service." mockup

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

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Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel... mockup

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel... mockup

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel... mockup

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel... mockup

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

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'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.' mockup

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.' mockup

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.' mockup

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.' mockup

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

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Pyramid Skiers mockup

Pyramid Skiers mockup

Pyramid Skiers mockup

Pyramid Skiers mockup

Pyramid Skiers

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'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?' mockup

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?' mockup

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?' mockup

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?' mockup

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

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From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent. mockup

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent. mockup

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent. mockup

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent. mockup

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

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"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist." mockup

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist." mockup

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist." mockup

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist." mockup

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

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Nice custom job, Bill!

Nice custom job, Bill! mockup

Nice custom job, Bill! mockup

Nice custom job, Bill! mockup

Nice custom job, Bill! mockup

Nice custom job, Bill!

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I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' - mockup

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' - mockup

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' - mockup

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' - mockup

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

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'I only do biometric readings now.'

'I only do biometric readings now.' mockup

'I only do biometric readings now.' mockup

'I only do biometric readings now.' mockup

'I only do biometric readings now.' mockup

'I only do biometric readings now.'

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"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!" mockup

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

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Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer. mockup

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer. mockup

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer. mockup

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer. mockup

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

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"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me." mockup

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me." mockup

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me." mockup

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me." mockup

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

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Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era. mockup

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era. mockup

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era. mockup

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era. mockup

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

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That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102. mockup

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102. mockup

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102. mockup

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102. mockup

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

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Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event. mockup

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event. mockup

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event. mockup

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event. mockup

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

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'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!' mockup

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!' mockup

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!' mockup

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!' mockup

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

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'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.' mockup

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.' mockup

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.' mockup

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.' mockup

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

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'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.' mockup

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.' mockup

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.' mockup

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.' mockup

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

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'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.' mockup

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.' mockup

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.' mockup

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.' mockup

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

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'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?' mockup

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?' mockup

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?' mockup

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?' mockup

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

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"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means." mockup

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means." mockup

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means." mockup

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means." mockup

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

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'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.' mockup

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.' mockup

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.' mockup

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.' mockup

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

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'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!' mockup

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!' mockup

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!' mockup

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!' mockup

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

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'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..' mockup

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..' mockup

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..' mockup

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..' mockup

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

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The birth of ergonometics.

The birth of ergonometics. mockup

The birth of ergonometics. mockup

The birth of ergonometics. mockup

The birth of ergonometics. mockup

The birth of ergonometics.

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Wheel being refused at the patent office

Wheel being refused at the patent office mockup

Wheel being refused at the patent office mockup

Wheel being refused at the patent office mockup

Wheel being refused at the patent office mockup

Wheel being refused at the patent office

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Primal Innovator Gifts Collection

Primal Innovator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs, specially designed for primal innovators seeking their daily dose of inspiration and wit.

Primal Innovator Pillows

Comfort and inspiration combined in our pillows, perfect for the primal innovator’s creative space.

Primal Innovator Prints

Discover prints that celebrate innovative thinking and creative brilliance—ideal for inspiring any workspace or studio.

Primal Innovator T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that speak to creative spirits and inventive minds. Perfect for showing off their innovative flair.