Primal Artist Gifts

"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Cave Painter

Cezanne, after he had broken the laws of perspective.

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Caveman Valentine,

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

Man walking and farting.

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

An Early Power Point Presentation.

Before the Domestication of Cows

'He gets credit for inventing language, but he was just belching.'

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

"They say he knows 37 ways to kill a man with a rock."

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering too, but nobody's invented grocery stores yet,'

'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.