Primal Romantic Gifts

Caveman Valentine,

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

"You're such a good listener."

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

Venus

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'More bubbles!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Love linked

Love Conquers All

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Ostriches making out

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

After the Sentence

"You're solemates!"

Missing You.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"Get a tomb!"