Primal Romantic T-Shirts

Caveman Valentine,

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

Sauvignon Bonk

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'More bubbles!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

Paint pots in love

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

Love Conquers All

Love linked

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

After the Sentence

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"You're solemates!"

Ostriches making out

Missing You.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Oh, how sweet of you."

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"There's something I have to tell you."