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'Congratulations, Oog -- we've decided to give you a company wheel!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

Life Discovered on Mars

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'

Wagon

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Early blogs.

1910: It looked like Scott would have to find his own way to the pole.

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."

Technological Advances

Rocket

Spaceman

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

'Caruthers ever since we lost all our food your voice sounds husky.'