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"I think your going to need a business plan."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'

Pyramid Skiers

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

"I'm not a mad scientist - I'm just a disappointed scientist."

Nice custom job, Bill!

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

That lawn maintenance gizmo is advertised to have 101 uses. Leave it to Fred to find 102.

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

'Well, I guess we'd better get started inventing fire-resistant fabrics.'

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

'It's a heavy-duty line clipper.I made it myself.'

'Our school computers are one year old. How can we be competitive in the job market if we're being trained on obselete equipment?'

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

'I've decided on Michael's DNA idea for now - maybe we'll try Gabriel's DOS system later.'

'Eureka! -- I've developed a cheap, reliable, male contraceptive!'

'I'm not only a MEMBER of CAT-NOGGINS...I'm also the FOUNDER..'

The birth of ergonometics.

Wheel being refused at the patent office