Epic Innovator T-Shirts

Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Computerized Dollhouse.

You will always find a spot to garden

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Dog Walker

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

"The applications are limitless."

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Digital Canvas

Arnold Schoenberg

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."