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Nikola Tesla during the time of the Siberian Tunguska Event.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Computerized Dollhouse.

You will always find a spot to garden

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Dog Walker

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

"The applications are limitless."

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

Why spend $7K converting a garage into a VR chamber? Let's ask Bill after his pterosaur lands on Jupiter."

'I only do biometric readings now.'

"Hydro density apparatus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

"The pensions industry needs to dramatically improve the way we communicate with customers."

Arnold Schoenberg

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