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Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

The first car accident.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

World's cheapest car

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Inventing Time Travel

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

The first transatlantic communication.

'It keeps me sane!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

Cave Painter

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

"He said he's upgraded to selfie sticks."

Bagging the Chipmunk

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)