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"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"Did you just say ROLL ON the long summer evenings?"

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Now do you believe me?"

"I think we should get a dog."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'I gather you're a hunter. I can tell, I'm a hunter-gatherer.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'