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'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Primitive magician

"The invention of taxidermy."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I think we should get a dog."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

Before the Domestication of Cows

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'