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"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

"The invention of taxidermy."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Habanero ..."

Cubism Model

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

The drinker.

Cave Painter

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

"The secret to creating great art is knowing when to stop."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

Percentage artwork