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Early art critic

Primitive magician

"The invention of taxidermy."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

"I'll be glad when they evolve past this primitive ritual."

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

Before the Domestication of Cows

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

"HOLD STILL!!!"

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'