Primitive Art Enthusiasts Pillows

Early art critic

Primitive magician

"The invention of taxidermy."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

An Early Power Point Presentation.

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

"HOLD STILL!!!"

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Art supplies shop going out of business - 'May your cyber-art programs blow up in your face.'

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'