Primitive Art Lover Pillows

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

Primitive magician

"The invention of taxidermy."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"I think we should get a dog."

Art Theft

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

An Early Power Point Presentation.

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

Target

A skeleton in a Tattoo parlor getting the skeleton's version of the Skull and crossbones

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

"HOLD STILL!!!"

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'