Primitive Art Fans Pillows

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

Primitive magician

"The invention of taxidermy."

Giant Monster in Bath

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

Art Theft

"It's my first novel."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early Cave Art

Early art critic

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

The invention of baseball.

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

Half-price tighty-white day at the MoMA.

Olympic Rings

Chicken and egg in a waiting room: 'Who was first?'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

Before the Domestication of Cows

Feel All Floaty.

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'