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Cave Painter

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

(Camel paintings)

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"there's an app for that."

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

Early art critic

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Before the Domestication of Cows

An Early Power Point Presentation.

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

"Well, Gorg, looks like you've taken your invention to the next level."

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

"So, smartypants, what's this gonna do to our carbon footprint?"

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"