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Cave Painter

Cave Painter

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

(Camel paintings)

(Camel paintings)

"The invention of taxidermy."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

"While, yes, I could produce those strokes, I lack the context to position an image in the ongoing conversation of contemporary art as enclosed by capitalist forces."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

"Cool... I've invented the belt!!"

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"there's an app for that."

"there's an app for that."

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

Early art critic

Early art critic

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

Toolmaking was always a challenge during the Plasticine Era.

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

And THEN you're going to hang it on the wall? That makes no sense.

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

An Early Power Point Presentation.

An Early Power Point Presentation.

Before the Domestication of Cows

Before the Domestication of Cows

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

"Well, you were perfectly happy with my cooking before you discovered fire!"

"So, smartypants, what's this gonna do to our carbon footprint?"

"So, smartypants, what's this gonna do to our carbon footprint?"

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