Traditional Painter Mugs

"Paint and a brush? You're so old fashioned, dad! C'mon, I'll show you how to use graphics software!!"

"there's an app for that."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'It's a selfie.'

Cave Painter

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Man in a modern art gallery, stopped at window.

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

Wallpapering 5

"Uh uh uh...that's not a touchscreen."

'Cut it out!'

'Oh for goodness sake! Read a real newspaper!'

"I think Maurice has gone feral."

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'When she said she was taking taking up a Japanese art I thought she meant origami...'

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

'Would you mind taking our picture'

Modern Art

'Yeek. I need to ditch this thing and quick!'

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.

Musée d'Art Moderne

Indian snake charmer at cricket match.

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

'Well to be quite frank, I'm disappointed.'

'Not everybody is adjusting well to the idea of a paperless office!'

101 uses of a dead cat: line painter

'Stick out your tongue. I don't believe in any of the DNA nonsense.'

'I don't think much of this paintball'

Art supplies shop going out of business - 'May your cyber-art programs blow up in your face.'

Prisoner Painting With Food

"Everyone's gone digital. I'm still old school."