Primitive Art Fan Prints

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"The invention of taxidermy."

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Early accounting scandals.

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Cubism Model

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Habanero ..."

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

The drinker.

Cave Painter

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

Percentage artwork

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'