Primitive Art Enthusiast Gifts

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Primitive magician

"The invention of taxidermy."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Cave Painter

"I think we should get a dog."

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

"Steve wuz here. Steve iz here now."

"I thought a kitten would be nice for a change."

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

Before the Domestication of Cows

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Tepee

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

"HOLD STILL!!!"

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'