Primitive Art Collectors Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the heart of a primitive art enthusiast? Our collection features witty, artistic items that honor their appreciation for raw, authentic, and culturally rich pieces. Perfect for inspiring creativity or simply showing you understand their unique taste.

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'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!' mockup

'I just love what you've done with your rocks!'

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'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!' mockup

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

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"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room." mockup

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

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"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that." mockup

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

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"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

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Use your imagination.

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Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

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Primitive magician

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Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat. mockup

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

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A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head. mockup

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

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Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

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"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them." mockup

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

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"He's an abstract artist."

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Art Gallery.

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"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me." mockup

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

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"Caricatures $20"

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Herding lava back to the fire pit. mockup

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

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'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.' mockup

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

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'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.' mockup

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

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"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you." mockup

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

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"I read 'Art News.'"

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"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard." mockup

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

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"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content." mockup

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

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"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down." mockup

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

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"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection" mockup

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

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'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.' mockup

'...The good news is the Guggenheim has offered $2,500,000 for our chart.'

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'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.' mockup

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

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'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

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"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

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"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!" mockup

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

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"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too." mockup

"It's a forgery―and a recent one, too."

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Monet in the '90s.

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'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!' mockup

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

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"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident." mockup

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

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Primitive Art Collectors Gifts Collection

Primitive Art Collectors Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for primitive art collectors—each one celebrating their passion with witty and artistic touches.

Primitive Art Collectors Pillows

Add a cozy touch with pillows featuring designs that celebrate primitive art—comfortable, witty, and culturally rich.

Primitive Art Collectors Prints

Discover stunning art prints for primitive art lovers—perfect for decorating their space with authentic and culturally inspired designs.

Primitive Art Collectors T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for primitive art enthusiasts—bold, creative designs that showcase their love for raw and authentic artistry.