Primitive Art Admirer Gifts

'It's an unauthorized biography of the Chief.'

"A radical and bold departure from the usual style and subject matter, Og, but it speaks to me,"

Primitive magician

"The invention of taxidermy."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

Early Art Critic

Cave Painter

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

"Maybe someday we could set aside a cave just for art."

"I think we should get a dog."

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"Now do you believe me?"

Self Portrait.

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Cave painting merchandise for sale

"Let's go in here. Word has it that his cave drawings are nothing but nudes."

Early art critic

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

'Cut it out!'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

'Must be the footnotes.'

Cave drawing copyrighted.

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'