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'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"I think we should get a dog."

"Now do you believe me?"

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Early art critic

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'We've got food, shelter and clothing.. and now you want DISHES?'

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

True, it's a fixer-upper.

"I've always felt that 'caveman' isn't so much a job as it is a lifestyle."

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

An Early Power Point Presentation.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

'The trouble with being so primitive is that you have to say EVERYTHING in twenty-five words or less.'

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

'It doesn't get any better than this!'

'Look, Garn has invented entertainment.'

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

Ancient Geek Culture.