Modern Primal Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Nihilistic customer service"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Business Sisyphus

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Man falls off perch

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"This is a little embarrassing to admit, but everything that happens happens for no real reason."

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"But if I say I'm in denial then, by definition, I'm not in denial."

Mummies for Dummies

The News in Capsule Form.

"But is it..?"

Garden of Earthly Delights

"I think we should get a dog."

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

'Forget the birds and the bees. I downloaded that from the Internet. Tell me about day trading.'