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'I'm tired of hunting and gathering too, but nobody's invented grocery stores yet,'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Burning love

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

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