Primal Enthusiast Mugs

'I'm tired of hunting and gathering too, but nobody's invented grocery stores yet,'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

Burning love

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"...an this is my extended family."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'