Primitive Technologist Gifts

Voila! Matter into energy!

The first car accident.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

"This thing isn't working."

"I'm doing better. The voices in my head can now access my email."

I just discovered how to make bronze! Ah, thinking outside the rocks!

"There's got to be a better way to make butter."

"So easy a caveman did do it."

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

"Capture those magic moments forever with Kodak's new Stick of Charcoal."

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

"What am I supposed to to do? It's my hunter-gatherer instinct"

"He's a real animal when he gets behind a wheel"

A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

'Shut up. You're the one who forgot to pay the electric bill.'

'No, it only has a driver-side airbag.'

"Note to Bruce in engineering... forget the wheel, invent the DAMN toilet!"

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"Well, well, would you look at that. Fire. Talk about living beyond your means."

Caveman goes to get the wheel patented.

'Ok, so they've made it through to the Stone Age but do you really think they'll make through to the Digital Age?"

Early fire experiments-"Okay we know it not revolutionary new hair care product. Grog,put it in mouth-see if it make breath minty fresh."

Wheel being refused at the patent office

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

I'm calling it the home entertainment centre.

'He heads up our Reverse Engineering Department.'

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

Target

'Well here's your problem - the wheel hasn't been invented yet.'

"Traffic was murder on the way over here."