Political Process Ponderer Gifts

47 days without retracting, misspeaking, or backpedaling.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

G7 Summit Concern

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Roe v. Wade

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Sybil Obama

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

Violent Crime Statistics

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

We Used to Build Things

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

Max Weber

The two faces of capitalism.

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.