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Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Quality Control

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

In, Out, Complain.

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

"It makes me happy that you took time to read the newspaper today."

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

See District Directors

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

Doo inc..can and no can.

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

The Loneliness of Power

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.