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Billy, when I said 'Let's play doctor'... I wasn't expecting paperwork!

"What's wrong with Joey? He's been standing here for three hours!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Artist

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Quality Control

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Optimist

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

In, Out, Complain.

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Cat and INOUT boxes.