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Billy, when I said 'Let's play doctor'... I wasn't expecting paperwork!

"What's wrong with Joey? He's been standing here for three hours!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

The Artist

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Quality Control

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

In, Out, Complain.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"