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'We're looking to expand our globalization into countries that don't extradite.'

Bureaucracy in Food Production

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

Quality Control

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

Innovation tray covered in ivy.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

'They just kept sending out memos. Who cared if they made sense?'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

In, Out, Complain.

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Cat and INOUT boxes.

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Barrister asking a witness to produce burnt papers

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

International House of Paperwork

Filing Trays.

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.