Penmanship Purist Pillows

"Isn't this outdated because there are script fonts now?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

We're going on a first date. So many words are misused every day. Literally! I don't accept the use of imperfect language. Me either. Trying to fight it has no effect. It's all a mute point. Irregardless, I could care less. I had nothing farther to say.

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Surreal ale

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'You mean to tell me not one of us can write the word HELP legibly?'

Quality Contorl.

'I'm at that awkward age when I can't read my own handwriting. Do they teach penmanship in college?'

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Certificate for 98.4% accurasy.

Ventriloquist's fete

'Ignore that, my pen leaked...'

Anyway I thought I'd have a go at this writing lark on the first publisher I showed my scribbles gave me a five book deal.

Quill

'I've always admired Gary's penmanship.'

'Well, YOU call it bad penmanship, I call it encryption.'

Writing

Ancient man

"We should avoid contact. The careless penmanship is troubling."

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'

'Fountain pen'

"Dear Grandma, thank you so much for my birthday gift! My very first fountain pen!"

Dip Pen Bouquet

Victim of your own writings.

Veterans of Cursive Writing