Pen Fighter T-Shirts

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

I love you. You're my everything. Mixed Message Arts.

Freedom of the press

A street fight.

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

Wrestling Champion.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Ninja.

Forrest Gander

Man with Sword in Penholder

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Eternal Battle of Man vs Fish

"It's a darkly comic indictment of my inability to write."

"I will avenge the underdone fish that ruined my dinner if it's the last thing I ever do."

Cartoonist Pencil

End Tipping Now!: 'I can't find a hotel that will host our convention!

'He has a real quiet way about him...until the feed runs out.'

'Insomniacs Anonymous. Next meeting 3am,Tues.'

Umbrella fight.

'Careful, that's you're own leg you are breaking.'

Soldier with large pencil instead of gun.

Shadow Punch

Writer Crisis

"You're writing in the masculine again."