Pen Wielder T-Shirts

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.

Forrest Gander

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Writer Crisis

The sword is mightier than the pen.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Freedom of the press

Biro Diversity

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Je Suis Charlie

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

Editor. Short. Sweet.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'