Pen Wielders Pillows

Pen mightier than sword.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Freedom of the press

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

Forrest Gander

A writer goes sailing.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Spilled Ink

Cow cartooning block.

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

How to write