Pen Wielders Gifts

Pen mightier than sword.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Instructional guide to scribbling

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Freedom of the press

Biro Diversity

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Je Suis Charlie

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take the red whiteboard marker. Give in to your anger.'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

'The good news is, you write what you know. Unfortunately, you don't know much.'

Spilled Ink

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Forrest Gander

A writer goes sailing.

Steadman - The Early Years.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Cow cartooning block.

"That explains the signature on the floorboard."