Pen-wielding Sailor Pillows

A writer goes sailing.

Instructional guide to scribbling

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Biro Diversity

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Biro Security

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Je Suis Charlie

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Forrest Gander

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

The sword is mightier than the pen.

The Secret Life of Pens

Spilled Ink

Cow cartooning block.

Steadman - The Early Years.

How to write

Pen mightier than sword.