Pen-wielding Sailor Pillows

A writer goes sailing.

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Je Suis Charlie

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

Cow cartooning block.

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Forrest Gander

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Spilled Ink

The Secret Life of Pens

How to write

Pen mightier than sword.

'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.