Pen Pirate Mugs

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Instructional guide to scribbling

Where Indian ink came from.

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

Freedom of the press

Biro Diversity

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'It's a treasure map.'

A man crosses a fountain pen bridge to reach books.

'With one stroke of his fibre-tipped pen, Cartoonman laid waste to all that was evil...'

Je Suis Charlie

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

Biro Security

Fishing for Litter

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Indian snake charmer charms a snake.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

"This X-Ray proves conclusively that you don't have a book in you."

"This next song I just wrote, and it's called 'I Hate Fountain Pens.'"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Spilled Ink

The Secret Life of Pens

Forrest Gander

Steadman - The Early Years.