Peg Leg Pirate Mugs

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'It's a treasure map.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Fishing for Litter

'What's wrong with you?'

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Desert Island Books

Cr�che Seige

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

'Now remember, the password is 'Woof!''

Pirate

Seamans' Hospital

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"Yer know I hates it when yer read over me shoulder!"

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Once a pirate always a pirate!

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

Cat scratches on Pirate

Francis Drake

Edward Teach

Pupil in gym class being sawn out of climbing frame.

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

'Landline go!'

To Captain John - Top Secret....For your Aye Only.

"Hurry up and take the pic! I can't hold this adorable pose all day!!"