Pastry Pirate Gifts

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Pie Filling Reader

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Parisian man eating pastries

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"George often brings his work home with him."

Fishing for Litter

She found baking helped enormously.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

Greedy child

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

"Where's the Danish?"

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"It sure is great to be back in France."

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

The Master chef had produced his masterpiece... a monster Danish pastry!

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'