Pastry Pirate Gifts

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

Any time is cake o'clock

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Today's special... donuts.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Pie Filling Reader

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Parisian man eating pastries

"George often brings his work home with him."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Fishing for Litter

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

She found baking helped enormously.

Greedy child

"Where's the Danish?"

'Lady, you're steaming up my window!'

Lawyer to client: 'Yes, your turnover at the pastry shop would fall under tort law.'

"It sure is great to be back in France."

Introductory Police Training

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

'I said I wanted a cake with a naked bird coming out of it.'