Pastry Police Gifts

Explore our range of whimsical items designed for the pastry police enthusiast. Whether they’re a professional baker or a weekend dessert warrior, these products add a humorous twist to their passion. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find creative ways to show support for the culinary crime fighters with a sweet side! Bring a smile to their face with gifts that combine humor, personality, and a love of baked goods.

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"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them." mockup

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

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Lady of the Cake.

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"Guess who brought king cake!"

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I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef. mockup

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

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Diner.

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Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover mockup

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

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You're the puff in my pastry!

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"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

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"You say your crème needs more Brulée?" mockup

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

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Punt Cake

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"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..." mockup

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

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Bermuda Triangles

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"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?" mockup

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

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Today's special... donuts.

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Picking pastries.

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Tension filled the tent.

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'He made an excellent jelly.'

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"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes." mockup

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

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'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.' mockup

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

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Can I give you a slice of the action? mockup

Can I give you a slice of the action?

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Pastry Hat

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A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym. mockup

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?" mockup

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

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'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.' mockup

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

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Baking

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"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!" mockup

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!" mockup

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

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"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!" mockup

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

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Doughboy Dad

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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Cupcake Excitement Scale

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You're the icing on my cupcake!

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Doughnut Making

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Pastry Police Gifts Collection

Pastry Police Mugs

Discover more pastry police mugs, combining humor and hobby to brighten their mornings and coffee breaks.

Pastry Police Pillows

Explore our pastry police pillows for a cozy, amusing touch to any kitchen or living space—a perfect gift for dessert enthusiasts.

Pastry Police Prints

Browse our pastry police prints and add a humorous, artistic touch to their baking space or home decor.

Pastry Police T-Shirts

Find a variety of pastry police t-shirts—ideal for bakers, chefs, and dessert lovers who like their humor as sweet as their treats.