Pastry Thief Detective Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the pastry thief detective in your life? Our collection of creative, witty products brings their sweet tooth and sharp eye into focus. Perfect for those who love a good mystery—and a good pastry—our gifts add humor and charm to their everyday detective work. Whether they’re caught in the act or just have a penchant for pastries and puzzles, find something that inspires a smile and fuels their curious spirit.

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"Where do we put Desserts?"

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You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish. mockup

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

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Pie Filling Reader

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'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.' mockup

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

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"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good." mockup

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

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Missing Easter Egg

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'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!' mockup

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

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"Oh, there will be an investigation!" mockup

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

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'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...' mockup

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

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'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.' mockup

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

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'You hate to see this kind of thing.' mockup

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

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"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"What do you have that justifies its calories?" mockup

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

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"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?" mockup

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

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Style

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'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding. mockup

'You can stop looking guys, i found it ! The PROOF is in the pudding!' A detective finds a photo, proof of a murder in a bowl of pudding.

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How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests mockup

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

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'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.' mockup

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

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"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut." mockup

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

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"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle." mockup

"If ye must know, I became this way after me mutinous crew marooned me for seven years on a dessert aisle."

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'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.' mockup

'It's nothing serious. Just a little powdered sugar.'

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'You ate the styrofoam and left the meringue.'

'You ate the styrofoam and left the meringue.' mockup

'You ate the styrofoam and left the meringue.'

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'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!' mockup

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

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'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff' mockup

'What kinda dessert will I miss out on if I don't eat this stuff'

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"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored." mockup

"My vegan desserts are all-natural, although I often suspect that they're artificially savored."

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This department will not countenance the back stab.

This department will not countenance the back stab. mockup

This department will not countenance the back stab.

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"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them." mockup

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

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"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!" mockup

"Man, I just HATE these police grillings!"

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"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!"

"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!" mockup

"Don't pretend that you've not eaten the cake, Gerald! I can see it in your coelenteron!"

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"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck." mockup

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

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"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!" mockup

"Your keys are in your purse? I think it will be quicker to call a locksmith!"

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"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?" mockup

"Who could have imagined that such a wonderful recipe for brownies would be hidden away in the Dead Sea Scrolls?"

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Bakery Hold Up.

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Pastry Thief Detective Gifts Collection

Pastry Thief Detective Mugs

Discover more pastry thief detective-themed mugs that add a fun and witty touch to their daily routine.

Pastry Thief Detective Pillows

Find humorous and charming pillows that complement the pastry thief detective theme, making any space inviting and whimsical.

Pastry Thief Detective Prints

Browse our artistic prints that capture the fun and mystery of pastry theft detectives—perfect for decorating any detective’s hideout.

Pastry Thief Detective T-Shirts

Explore our collection of pastry thief detective t-shirts, perfect for casual wear and showing off their playful side.