Pantry Police Gifts

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Ghostbasters 3

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"It's the Grammar Police! Have you been using 'your' when you should be using 'you're' again?"

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

John was always the first to notice typos.

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"I don't like it - he used a spell checker!"

We have skule clothes.

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

"Your father's upset because I've been autocorrecting him."

"It's called The Pastry Shop Mystery. A real Whodoughnut."

Quisine: Exciting New Dishes Inspired By Whatever's Left On Your Shelf

'More might have turned up, Sir, if you had put the apostrophe in the correct place...'

"I realize that most of you think the function of the semi-colon is to make a winking smiley face when texting. . ."

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

"You're such a know-it-all, I don't even know what you and I have in common."

Grumpy old man kicking exclamation mark.

"That does it! I'm going on a diet! Baldo, hide these pastries where I can't find them."

"Sorry, Gary, I only date guys who know the difference between your, you're and yore."

"I'm sorry, you overused all caps."

'Not me. You go tell him it's misspelled.'

During the inquest, he was taken off the case and given a desk job - where he vowed to do everything in his power to catch the typos.

Art Prison

"I like to stay in denial of nutritional facts."

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

Correct Grammar Squad