Paranormal Pantry Explorer Gifts

Ghostbasters 3

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Out To Lurch

"Why bother?"

Late BroomStick

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Newt sale

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Ghost puddle

Pie Filling Reader

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

'Oh come on, I'm sure she'll still be there after Match of the Day's finished...'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"It's from the E.P.A., they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

Martian restaurant and take away

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'