Paranormal Pantry Explorer Gifts

Ghostbasters 3

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Late BroomStick

Out To Lurch

"Why bother?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Newt sale

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Pie Filling Reader

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"I'm afraid Larry sleeps with more than just the fishes."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

'The E.S.P. phone: "Hi! I'm on the train."

Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead

"It's from the E.P.A., they say we have to have a non-smoking section."

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Martian restaurant and take away

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"According to your report he didn't take the probing very well."