Panic Purchasing Patrol Gifts

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

Police Feline Unit

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Back To Nowhere Sale!

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

I spy with my little eye in the sky …

Dream Advertisements.

'I want to be them!'

Flush Direct

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

The Commandos go shopping

British Weather Bureau Symbols

Corona Cupboard: Day 20

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

"Norman's been panic buying Jerry Cans."

"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?"

First Wave. Second Wave.

Waterfront cafe...Exterminators eat free!

And he did, and they did.

The Modern World is so Full of Anxiety

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."