Panic Purchasing Patrol Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the humor of your panic purchasing patrol? Our collection features clever and amusing products perfect for those who thrive in chaos and love a good laugh. From mugs to prints, find something that speaks to their quirky urgency and playful nature, making every shopping frenzy a little more fun.

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"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!" mockup

"You can have my disinfectant when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

from $19.00

Police Feline Unit

from $19.00

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing mockup

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

from $19.00

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad." mockup

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

from $19.00

Back To Nowhere Sale!

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'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!' mockup

'My diet allows me only one muffin a day!'

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Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off. mockup

Shopper sees sign: Buy one get ripped off.

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"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!" mockup

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

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Dream Advertisements.

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Flush Direct

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'I want to be them!'

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Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button. mockup

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

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"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again." mockup

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

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'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.' mockup

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

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"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!" mockup

"I know we don't have a garden, but I panicked!"

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"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ." mockup

"Did you order 8000 tins of beans, 10,000 litres of water, 400 bottles of vitamins C tablets, 500 rolls of tin foil. . ."

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"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court." mockup

"Oh wait, we need to be on the 1-9 North bound escalator to get to the food court."

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"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

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"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!" mockup

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

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The Commandos go shopping

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"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!" mockup

"This pandemic's made me stop, reflect and think about the important things in life - the things we forgot to panic buy and hoard!"

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If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive. mockup

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

from $19.00

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.' mockup

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

from $19.00

British Weather Bureau Symbols

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Corona Cupboard: Day 20

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"Norman's been panic buying Jerry Cans."

"Norman's been panic buying Jerry Cans." mockup

"Norman's been panic buying Jerry Cans."

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First Wave. Second Wave.

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'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?' mockup

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'

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"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?"

"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?" mockup

"Can Jonny come out to panic-buy with us?"

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"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike." mockup

"Panic-buying in expectation of a public sector strike."

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Waterfront cafe...Exterminators eat free!

Waterfront cafe...Exterminators eat free! mockup

Waterfront cafe...Exterminators eat free!

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"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning." mockup

"Give me five bucks for it. It just needs a little tuning."

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And he did, and they did.

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The Modern World is so Full of Anxiety mockup

The Modern World is so Full of Anxiety

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Panic Purchasing Patrol Gifts Collection

Panic Purchasing Patrol Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your panic purchasing patrol’s quick wit and lively shopping spirit.

Panic Purchasing Patrol Pillows

Browse our pillows to add a touch of humor and comfort inspired by your panic purchasing patrol’s quick and witty style.

Panic Purchasing Patrol Prints

Discover prints that humorously depict the chaos and charm of last-minute shopping, perfect for any retail enthusiast.

Panic Purchasing Patrol T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts that highlight the humor and energy of those who excel in last-minute shopping adventures.